We are fighting, Netflix.

Look, maybe I want to watch Oldboy. And maybe it is on Netflix Instant. Sounds good? No, it sounds TERRIBLE, because it is DUBBED. What the fuck.

Also a little while ago I tried to watch Hunger (the one where Michael Fassbender plays Bobby Sands, not any number of other movies called Hunger or The Hunger), and there was no sound? None? And I don't know about you, but I like to hear the feces being slapped onto walls by political prisoners. I don't want that to be silent.

Just tried it again, though, and Hunger now includes the luxury of audio. So maybe I'll review that instead of a foreign language movie. Netflix, you xenophobe.